I'm a jumper and I just can't help it.
- Don't mind the shipping. I just do it too much.
|Capricorn:||wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to|
|Aquarius:||YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap|
|Pisces:||I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.|
|Aries:||WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?|
|Taurus:||BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU|
|Gemini:||Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--|
|Cancer:||...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?|
|Leo:||/INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE|
|Virgo:||how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...|
|Libra:||Passively plotting your demise.|
|Scorpio:||This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE|
|Sagittarius:||I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!|
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.